Let's Operate To Update Something ;)

[4GIV8M3]

For my unique and fun situation lol- Lost one to unprofessional salesmen

 

[Pegasi]

Lose Others Through Uncharted Streets

 

[EspritGuy]

Lose Others Through Uncharted Streets

Lately Others Told Untrue Stories

 

[Jonhklee]

Lots of truth untold still.

 

[SlavaUkraini]

Leaving Of Unnecessarily Tall Seats

 

[NickR]

Lashings
Of
Tribulations
Usually
superfluous

 

[TomE]

‘Lectric Overtures Trouble Unchanging Supporters

 

[EspritGuy]

Lashings
Of
Tribulations
Usually
superfluous

Let Others Think Unusual Statements

 

[EM12A LS]

This is how I describe my Esprit
Love
Our
Trusted
Useable
Sportscar

 

[TomE]

“Lightness” Overtaken by Technology, Undermining “Simplify”

 

[Jonhklee]

Love of the unbelievable sportscar
Loathing of the unbearable service

 

[EspritGuy]

Love of the unbelievable sportscar
Loathing of the unbearable service

Lucky Others Took Unusual Steps (with early deposits)

 

[digilotus]

Lots Of Thrills Usually Spectacular

 

[EspritGuy]

Lots Of Thrills Usually Spectacular

Legends on Track usually Speed.

 

[ADC]

Nice thread ... I can already feel this becoming a time sink as I use idle brain cycles to one-up myself for cleverness. Extra points if anyone can make a valid haiku.

First one off the cuff: Look Out Teutons, Unbelievable Steering

 

[ADC]

Lords Of The Undulating Suspension

 

[TomE]

Legacy Of Troublingly Underwhelming Sales

Let’s Optimistically Trust Upmarket Strategy

 

[ADC]

@Leonard's Ornery Tantrums Unusually Scarce

 

[virtualmacho]

Lots of Time Until Seeingthecustomerproductioncar

 

[EspritGuy]

Lots of Time Until Seeingthecustomerproductioncar

Let's offer TomE usual salutations
( he started this falderal to fill the meaningful news void that should be coming from sources that shall not be named ).