USA/Canada Delivery Thread

[KCMO68_510]

Officially confirmed as gift...

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If it's a mug, I'll tell them where they can shove it.

 

[DerTheDer]

A free Forza Horizon code to unlock the Lotus Emira in the game?

 

[DerTheDer]

I would say the Lotus Emira keypack, but that is currently being sold.

In all honesty its probably a certificate of prov and some other nick nacks.

Thierry Verhiest Lotus Oostende

www.lotus-verhiest.com

 

[Newguy1354]

AI knows what it'll be.

 

[WarriorHockey2266]

Best post award! Actual facts from a dealer, that mirror exactly what I was told. We need more like this. Information and not speculation.

Yes cause Lotus and dealers have been the pinnacle of correct information since these were announced.

 

[Arkham]

Yes cause Lotus and dealers have been the pinnacle of correct information since these were announced.

Exactly.
What is closer to zero at the moment; the number of times a dealer has had "facts" or the chance that cars will be released within the next 7 days? They're both pretty close to zero, so we'll just call it even.

 

[DF_Toronto]

My dealer was adamant it was something not available to purchase anywhere else. Something 'special'. Im prepared to be disappointed.
Probably a Lotus calendar from 2022 that says enjoy your Emira we recently delivered. Perhaps a special Lotus pet rock.

What would be really nice but I doubt it would be a framed rendering of your EMIRA signed - like what Harry got at his pickup shown in that video.

 

[Time2Fly]

A free Forza Horizon code to unlock the Lotus Emira in the game?

It's in the game?

 

[DerTheDer]

It's in the game?

Yeah, gotta pay for it though.

 

[Arkham]

It's in the game?

You have to reserve it in the game, then you get notification updates on when you'll receive it, but the notifications just say "soon."

 

[Time2Fly]

Yeah, gotta pay for it though.

Sweet! I'm in.

 

[DerTheDer]

Sweet! I'm in.

I believe it was in a bundle. But the new Forza has it immediately with the base game.

 

[Rupes]

Well, I have to say, you all are a good bunch to commiserate with at least. Way more fun than most of the other car forums I’ve frequented in the past.

 

[EspritGuy]

Well, I have to say, you all are a good bunch to commiserate with at least. Way more fun than most of the other car forums I’ve frequented in the past.

It's the Lotus way.

 

[Time2Fly]

It's the Lotus way.

We're adding lightness to the situation.

 

[eriegz]

Agreed, this community is simply the best! Thank you everyone for all the laughs while scrolling through today's posts. Couldn't ask for a better way to kill time during the wait.

I feel like once our cars are finally delivered, we will all have trauma-bonded with one another. Haha. Hoping we can all meet up in person some day and share some beers and go for some drives!

 

[R1272]

I bought another Porsche, but I still visit this thread for the entertainment value, and to see the sheer will of those still putting up with this insanity.

Here are some ideas for the gift...

First Edition "Legendary Waiter" Trophy - A trophy commemorating legendary patience.

A Custom Magic 8 Ball - A version of the toy where every side of the icosahedron says either "soon" or "big if true".

A Cloak of Invisibility - A cloth mat that depositors can lay in their empty garage spaces so they can pretend they actually took delivery of their car.

An "Auto Therapy" Coloring Book - A stress relieving coloring book of Emira images to ease the frustration of waiting.

Carma Sutra Manual - A book that illustrates all of the ways depositors have been Fckd by Lotus.

 

[Liquid Hot Magma]

I believe it was in a bundle. But the new Forza has it immediately with the base game.

Unfortunately, before you drive the Emira each time, you have to reboot your Xbox to get it to start up.

 

[Nova]

I figure any car enthusiast who orders a Lotus is a glass-half-full kind of guy/gal to start with. And then to stick with the ordering process for this long, they have to have a sense of humor about the whole situation.

 

[EspritGuy]

I bought another Porsche, but I still visit this thread for the entertainment value, and to see the sheer will of those still putting up with this insanity.

Here are some ideas for the gift...

First Edition "Legendary Waiter" Trophy - A trophy commemorating legendary patience.

A Custom Magic 8 Ball - A version of the toy where every side of the icosahedron says either "soon" or "big if true".

A Cloak of Invisibility - A cloth mat that depositors can lay in their empty garage spaces so they can pretend they actually took delivery of their car.

An "Auto Therapy" Coloring Book - A stress relieving coloring book of Emira images to ease the frustration of waiting.

Carma Sutra Manual - A book that illustrates all of the ways depositors have been Fckd by Lotus.

My source said the reward for enduring Lotus Brand Loyalty it's actually a Gift Catalog containing such treasures as:
- Go-Configurator attention span lengthening game - Professional Version
- Worth-the-weight scale: for weighing doubts about car specs
- Supply Chain letter template: Souvenir edition
- Add Lightness LED pocket flashlight (for answering those what-now questions)
- CARB counter blood pressure monitor (for tracking daily metrics)
#For The Valued