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benjh1028

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Seems like every couple of months I have to remind people of this: 😄

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Honestly at my age hearing “let’s fivesome” would cause instant panic knowing I would be disappointing that many women at once.

Maybe I should be looking at a Lincoln……….
 

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Sports cars are the guy version of "I hope he notices that my nail polish matches my shoes!". I.e.: the person thinks (or tells themselves) that it will attract the opposite sex, but in reality they only end up receiving attention and compliments from their own gender. :p

When will dudes realize that sports cars / supercars are just TOYS! Trying to impress females with a sports car is like trying to get laid with a cool Star Wars Lego set. 😄
Reminds me of trying to impress my now wife with my Elise. I was told you can get more bottles of wine in a Corsa. A statistic I never seen in any specs! How many in an Emira?
 

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Honestly at my age hearing “let’s fivesome” would cause instant panic knowing I would be disappointing that many women at once.

Maybe I should be looking at a Lincoln……….
I am sure you can find other ways to either disappoint them, or make up for the disappointment. haha
 

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