ai knows what 'LOTUS' really stands for.

[Vampyre]

So I asked ai...
As a joke some say Lotus stands for Lots of trouble usually serious.
what else can you come up with?

Sure, here are some humorous acronym meanings for Lotus that play on the brand's reputation or characteristics:

1. Lightweight, Outstanding, Terrific, Uncompromising, Speedy
2. Low-weight, Outrageous, Tossable, Untamed, Slingshot
3. Loud, Outlandish, Twitchy, Unforgiving, Spartan
4. Limber, Obscenely Tiny, Underpowered, Sultry
5. Lean, Organic, Taut, Undiluted, Spirited
6. Ludicrously, Obsessively, Trimmed, Unleashed, Steed
7. Legendary, Obscure, Taut, Unorthodox, Sculpture
8. Lively, Over-engineered, Tightly-wound, Unruly, Serpent
9. Lamentably, Overpriced, Temperamental, Unreliable, Snakepit
10. Legendary, Outrageous, Tiny, Uncompromising, Screamer

Here are some non-acronym humorous takes on Lotus:

1. Lots of Tires, Ultimately Shredded
2. Low-slung, Origami-inspired, Tenacious, Untamed, Sportscar
3. Lively, Outrageous, Thrill-inducing, Unhinged, Steed
4. Lean, Organic, Taut, Unapologetic, Sculpture
5. Lively, Over-engineered, Tightly-wound, Untamed, Serpent

Feel free to mix and match words from these examples or come up with your own humorous descriptions that capture Lotus's reputation for lightweight, agile, and uncompromising sports cars.

 

[Aero]

Lots Of Time Unlikely Soon

 

[EspritGuy]

Lots Of Time Unlikely Soon

And..... we have a winner by popular vote.

 

[MoBoost]

Leave Out The Unnecessary Stuff

 

[73JPS]

Lots Of Thrills, Usually Spectacular

 

[Subw00er]

I think it was Colin's girlfriend's favorite flower or something.