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  1. Orchardbike

    So Cal PPF installers and customer experiences

    Never let anyone wash it other than a professional detailed or yourself.
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    Lotus Sends Customer Survey

    They’re too afraid to send me one
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    Finally…..I give up!

    I wish we had the Lemon Law in the UK. I have finally given up on ever getting my car back from Lotus (it’s now been almost 8 months). Matt Windle doesn’t care, he doesn’t pick up his phone, he doesn’t answer emails. Lotus Colchester are lying to Lotus customer care saying they’ve been in...
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    Lemon Law Claim

    I wish we had the Lemon Law in the UK. I have finally given up on ever getting my car back from Lotus (it’s now been almost 8 months). Matt Windle doesn’t care, he doesn’t pick up his phone, he doesn’t answer emails. Lotus Colchester are lying to Lotus customer care saying they’ve been in...
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    Jubu Swan Spoiler

    Have you tried Lotus Customer Care?!!1!1!1
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    Fatigue Detection?

    I’m glad mine doesn’t have it.
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    Which options would you drop if you ordered now?

    I’d order the car exactly as the speck’ I’ve got but add two options - Reliability and customer service.
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    Which options would you drop if you ordered now?

    I’d order mine without doors……..
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    Essex (UK) Breakfast Meeting - THIS Sunday 27th July @ 9.30am

    If by some miracle my warranty is complete, then I’ll be there
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    Lemon Law Claim

    No, he wouldn’t even answer his phone, emails or registered letters, sent directly to him.
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    Lemon Law Claim

    63 days out of 365? Sounds like a good one to me! I’ve had mine for 222 days, but it’s been in my possession for just 45 of those.
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    Central England meet

    I was a bit bothered that no one wanted to look at my Volvo! 😜
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    Central England meet

    Hopefully there’ll be a Magma in the bunch next time! 9not to mention better weather). Great to meet everyone.
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    Central England meet

    Yes, I’ll be turning up……in my Volvo 😩 What time did we say?
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    Central England meet

    Don’t worry, I’m fine with it. It’s Lotus that’s pissing me off!
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    Central England meet

    Rather unsurprisingly, Lotus customer ‘care’, have not been in touch. So if we plan to meet on Sunday, then I will be in a courtesy car. As for the other dates, the only one’s I can do are: the 6thad 7th September.
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    Central England meet

    I was expecting it in around 2 weeks, but had a call from Lotus CC today and it’s up in the air at the moment. Will hopefully know more tomorrow
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    Bag World Bespoke bags

    Mines Magma with yellow calipers, so perfect for me also, but not at that price.
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    Central England meet

    Sorry about that chaps, but Lotus……. My car should be back with me in 3 weeks.
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    New Emira Cup Racer

    Dealer fit? I’d rather do it myself, blindfolded, while wrestling a gorilla!
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    Central England meet

    2026?😉
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    Central England meet

    Just had confirmation from Colchester, my car will NOT be ready in time. So my only option is to turn up in a courtesy cat…😩
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    Central England meet

    No issue for me
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    Central England meet

    I honestly don’t know at the moment. I’ll be chasing them next week tor an update.
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    Evo Mag Article - "Can Lotus survive its latest crisis?"

    I’ve got to have one of those!
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    They all do that Sir..

    None of those issues.
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    Evo Mag Article - "Can Lotus survive its latest crisis?"

    The Emira has sold pretty well, but I suspect it hasn't made them much if any money. The warranty costs alone must be wiping out a huge chunk of profit. I’d love to know how much of a loss they made on my car! (mine could be the reason they could close Hethel!)
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    Evo Mag Article - "Can Lotus survive its latest crisis?"

    The buck stops at the MD. You can’t change culture from the bottom up, it’s a top down process. The feeling a lot of people have got of Lotus is that they didn’t. /don’t care about their customers. I know of a few people who’ve contacted Matt Windle directly and got either no response or a less...
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    Central England meet

    Oh no! If we wait until we’re both on the road, it might be 2026!
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    Evo Mag Article - "Can Lotus survive its latest crisis?"

    When you read that, you have to ask the question why Geely promoted Matt Windle?
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    Central England meet

    I’m hoping my car will be back from Lotus Colchester by then. If not, I’ll have to be in my courtesy car!
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    📓 Journals Observations on i4 re round trip to South of France

    I was in Geneva a couple of weeks back and saw an Evora. Not that many made, so presume it would be pretty rare in Switzerland.
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    Paint Bubbling and PPF

    Sounds like I’ve been reasonable lucky (not with the car of course, that’s a different story), but I’ve had two courtesy cars, one for the 5 months the car was last in for warranty and I’ve just been given an XC40 this time, while they repair the the things they missed last time and things they...
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    Lotus Emira V8 in Testing & Other News

    Any manual gearbox will do, other than the one they currently fit to the V6!
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    Today's Financial Times | Carmaker Lotus plans to end production in the UK

    To be clear, I’m not an electric car fan however, statistically an ICE car is more likely to go up in flames than an electric car. For sure, the number isn’t zero, but it’s been blown out of proportion by people with a vested interest in their failure and/or people not wanting to let go of...
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